Book Review: Dear Killer by Katherine Ewell


16179216Dear Killer by Katherine Ewell

Publisher: Katherine Tegen Books

Genre: Contemporary and Young Adult

Release Date: April 1, 2014

Pages: 368 (Hardcover)

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Rule One—Nothing is right, nothing is wrong.
Rule Two—Be careful.
Rule Three—Fight using your legs whenever possible, because they’re the strongest part of your body. Your arms are the weakest.
Rule Four—Hit to kill. The first blow should be the last, if at all possible.
Rule Five—The letters are the law.

Kit takes her role as London’s notorious “Perfect Killer” seriously. The letters and cash that come to her via a secret mailbox are not a game; choosing who to kill is not an impulse decision. Every letter she receives begins with “Dear Killer,” and every time Kit murders, she leaves a letter with the dead body. Her moral nihilism and thus her murders are a way of life—the only way of life she has ever known.

But when a letter appears in the mailbox that will have the power to topple Kit’s convictions as perfectly as she commits her murders, she must make a decision: follow the only rules she has ever known, or challenge Rule One, and go from there.

First of all, I would like to thank the publisher, Katherine Tegen Books for giving me an ARC of this book to review. Thank you so much! Really appreciate it! All right, now for my review.

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Katherine Ewell’s Dear Killer is a sinister psychological thriller.

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I don’t know who wrote that blurb but they obviously didn’t read the same novel as me. Dear Killer is laughable at best.There isn’t anything sinister about it. It lacks common sense and has such a childish feel to it. The writing style made me want to claw my eyes out, it’s more obnoxious than The Situation from Jersey Shore and just as disgusting.

I am not a killer. I could never kill anyone, and even if I had to for self-defence, I would feel horrible about it, like most people. Kit is a killer. Has been since like, nine or something. From this age, and a mother like hers, I would expect her to keep everyone at a distance despite the fact that she’s a teenager. I would expect her to get a fucking grip and not cry just because her mother is upset with her. She is so unbelievable, she thinks she’s a great actress yet the only reason she isn’t caught is because they are far too stupid to realize anything (the police).  I also expect her not to be smitten with her enemy which, by the way,makes for one of the worst romances I have read about that has minimal insta-love. Moreover, the murders aren’t even well explained. She seems to just use some karate kicks and then that’s it. Nothing else. Even Kit’s alter ego is thrown in with no back story whatsoever! There’s no build up nor any foundation for anything. It’s so bad that I had to laugh. Don’t read this book. Don’t even look at it, just keep walking.

Nothing about this book is good. Nothing.

Dear Killer is bad. So bad that even a night of drinking couldn’t make it any better. The characters are all half-assed and there’s no common sense. Just because the carpet is black, Kit believes that the police won’t see it which is not true. But in this book it could actually be possible since they’re so unbelievably stupid. Don’t read this, it’s not only a waste of time and money but a waste of imagination. Nothing is explained, nothing is realistic, and nothing is properly executed. No. Just, no.

1 Lonely Cloud

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2 thoughts on “Book Review: Dear Killer by Katherine Ewell

    • It sounded interesting to me also! And then I read the first chapter and I knew I would hate it. kit is just soooo full of herself! Anyway, I hope you don’t feel like smashing something by the end of it!

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